Kimball Funnies #1

Whenever I ask him if he wants to do something, "Do you want to do...."
Kimball, "Yeah, sure!"

"Look! A bird!"
Me: "You saw a bird?"
"Yeah! Cheep, cheep!"

Holds up a piece of bread and says, "Duck!" Then slides it along the table. "Quack, quack! Swimming in the water!"

He would just randomly go around the house saying, "Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blooooooow your house in."

"K, if you say so."

"No, Mom, NO."

When we went outside during the summer, he whined, "It's hot in here!"

"Bye, Mom. Love you," then air kisses me.

While looking out the window, he called out, "An airplane, Mom! An airplane!"

After sneezing a few times he said, "I sneezed and sneezed and sneezed and sneezed."

Me: "Where's your belly button?"
He lifts up his shirt, smiles, touches his belly button, and says, "Belly but!"

Jayze to Kimball, "Who are you?"
Kimball: "I am me."

One time he goes into the bathroom while Jayze is getting ready for work, starts closing the door and says, "I need privacy."

I heard him singing after putting him down for his nap, "All by myself...annnnymooooore..."

Aidan was buttoning his shirt and said, "These are really big buttons."
Kimball said, "Those are really REALLY big buts."

Trying to move the chair to the sliding door, Kimball says, "Excuse me, trash. Excuse me, table."